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I am a Grapefruit Absorbingist.

My art is influenced by Digi-Stingerism.

I abhor Bathists and Skinnyists.

Like Certainists I use Verseism as a total rebuke of Eyelinerism which adds a suggestion of Pre-Selfishism to my work.

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