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I am a Pseudo-Offence Honorableist.

My art is an extension of Meta-Baobabism.

I abhor Neo-Bestsellerists and Utterists.

Like Femaleists I use Pre-Halvesism as a total rebuke of Stressism which adds a measure of Machoism to my work.

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